David C. Garcia

THE TSAT ARCHIVE

Here you will find (and enjoy more than sex) the entire These Stories Are True Catalogue.  They are in order from most recent to most ancient.  Have a gander.  Brandon and I have spent literally infinity hours constructing these masterpieces.  But first, go ahead and READ ALL ABOUT TSAT!

 

ISSUE #14 - EXCERPT FROM A MUSHROOM KINGDOM HISTORY BOOK (11/10/08)

ISSUE #13 - TSAT LIVE ELECTION COVERAGE

ISSUE #12 - LETTER TO THE EDITOR: THE ELDERLY…NECESSARY?

ISSUE #11 - DAVID NEEDS A BLACK FRIEND (10/19/08)

ISSUE #10 - WE PITCH A VIDEOGAME (10/13/08)

ISSUE #9 - TRUTHBUSTERS: COW TIPPING (10/6/08)

ISSUE #8 - OF ALUMINUM TABS AND VICIOUS CIRCLES (9/29/08)

ISSUE #7 - WE PITCH A THEME RESTAURANT (9/22/08)

ISSUE #6 - BRANDON DOES DAVID’S WEDDING (9/8/08)

ISSUE #5 - HOW TO BECOME A MYSPACE SUPERSTAR (9/2/08)

ISSUE #4 - THIS KID’S BIRTHDAY IS RETARDED (8/25/08)

ISSUE #3 - THESE PANTS ARE GREAT (8/18/08)

ISSUE #2 - WE PITCH AN ACTION HORROR MOVIE (8/11/08)

ISSUE #1 - THINGS WE LIKED BEFORE THEY WERE COOL (8/4/08)

 NOTES FROM THE COMPOUND

HALL OF HEROES (11/23/08)

ANNOUNCEMENT: TSAT TO PROVIDE LIVE (FACTUAL) ELECTION COVERAGE ON NOV. 4 (11/3/08)

THE STICKY ON CUM JOKES (10/27/08)

ALMOST THERE, USA (10/19/08)

DAVID APOLOGIZES, BRINGS A SHRED OF JOY (9/18/08)

DO NOT FREAK OUT (9/15/08)

WHAT? YOU HAVE THE DAY OFF, DON’T YOU? (9/1/108)