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		<title>Some comments on &#8220;Shedding the Reptile&#8221; and a new project announcement</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two years ago, I submitted well over 100 query letters to potential agents to review Shedding the Reptile. A number of the queries came back with standard replies: &#8220;Too many projects, but we wish you success.&#8221; &#8220;Not interested, but we &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/08/some-comments-on-shedding-the-reptile-and-a-new-project-announcement/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/08/some-comments-on-shedding-the-reptile-and-a-new-project-announcement/</link>
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		<title>Buy &#8220;Shedding the Reptile: A Memoir&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After years of drug and alcohol abuse, sexual exploits and destructive self-exploration, David finds himself curled up in the corner of a run-down, empty apartment, guzzling vanilla extract to ward off delirium tremens, and as he strains to hold down &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/08/buy-shedding-the-reptile-a-memoir-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Buy &#8220;Shedding the Reptile: A Memoir&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Book is ready and in first edition, ready for download on your Kindle or Kindle app (iPad, iPhone, Mac, PC) After years of drug and alcohol abuse, sexual exploits and destructive self-exploration, David finds himself curled up in the &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/08/buy-shedding-the-reptile-a-memoir/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/08/buy-shedding-the-reptile-a-memoir/</link>
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		<title>Bin Laden is dead. Thank you, Soldiers</title>
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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/05/bin-laden-is-dead-thank-you-soldiers/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s okay to be excited about the Royal Wedding</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a cynic. Really, I am, and I will be the first to admit this. I find just about everything to be highly skeptic, and my wife often has to stop me when I bemoan even the most mundane things. &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/its-okay-to-be-excited-about-the-royal-wedding/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/its-okay-to-be-excited-about-the-royal-wedding/</link>
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		<title>Go read Duff McKagan&#8217;s weekly column!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, I have this preconceived notion about lots of entertainers that they are simply there to entertain and that they have no capacity to think critically or even offer any shred of intriguing thought. Deep down, in the &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/go-read-duff-mckagans-weekly-column/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/go-read-duff-mckagans-weekly-column/</link>
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		<title>An open apology to Kristen Swanson, The Room Store Lady</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you Google “The Room Store,” one of the top hit results is The Room Store. Surprise, surprise. Another one of the top hits is my blog. It’s listed just right above the Wikipedia entry for the furniture establishment. How &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/an-open-apology-to-kristen-swanson-the-room-store-lady/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/an-open-apology-to-kristen-swanson-the-room-store-lady/</link>
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		<title>What a Difference 1,460 Days Makes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Four years ago, I mustered the remaining energy, dignity and hope I had and made a semi-conscious decision to try and attempt to make an effort to crawl from the self-inflicted Hell into which I had drank, snorted and popped. &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/what-a-difference-1460-days-makes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2011/04/what-a-difference-1460-days-makes/</link>
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		<title>Seriously</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I will update soon. I swear. Your mom. - David C. Garcia, slacker]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/09/seriously/</link>
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		<title>Hey! Updates Are Coming!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen you inpatient bastards, I haven&#8217;t updated in over a week because I am all busy with my new adorable poop/scream/fart machine and a new job. I have a lot of stuff to update, so bear with me and I &#8230; <a href="http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/hey-updates-are-coming/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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