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	<description>The Astoundingly Amazing Life and Times of David C. Garcia</description>
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		<title>Not Safe For Work: A Story About Sperm and Writing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Coworker finished his anecdote earlier. His girlfriend was in a bar. Stupid friends. Bad ending.
He&#8217;s a funny guy, and during the course of the past eight months, I have realized I can let a bit more of my past come to light. Illegal past? No. Morally reprehensible? Absolutely. Funny? Indeed. PG stuff. PG-13 even. I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2010/04/a-story-about-sperm-and-writing/</link>
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		<title>Seriously</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I will update soon.
I swear.
Your mom.
- David C. Garcia, slacker
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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/09/seriously/</link>
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		<title>Hey! Updates Are Coming!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen you inpatient bastards, I haven&#8217;t updated in over a week because I am all busy with my new adorable poop/scream/fart machine and a new job.
I have a lot of stuff to update, so bear with me and I promise to resume with the funny/badassery.  Don&#8217;t take me off of your freakin&#8217; blogroll or else&#8230;
This [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/hey-updates-are-coming/</link>
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		<title>You Say Tomato, I Say What The Hell!?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago, I was chatting with Rev. Brandon J. Carr, and I mentioned something using the word &#8220;origin.&#8221;  I probably said something like, &#8220;The origin of my badassery is kept secret because of the implications it would have on society and all that we perceive as &#8216;cool&#8217; and &#8216;awesome.&#8221;  Or something.
&#8220;Wait, what did you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/you-say-tomato-i-say-what-the-hell/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;A Looking In View&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Next to Faith No More, Alice In Chains is one of my favorite bands ever.  Aside from the few songs on their Nothing Safe: Best of the Box album, these guys haven&#8217;t put out new music since 1995&#8217;s self-titled Alice In Chains album.
Then Layne Staley died, and I figured AIC would never again be.
Fortunately, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/a-looking-in-view/</link>
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		<title>Brilliant - &#8220;Michael Jackson is Dead&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jon Lajoie is HILARIOUS:

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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/brilliant-michael-jackson-is-dead/</link>
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		<title>Would You Rather&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At some point in the next week, I&#8217;ll really write something.  For now, here is some more YouTube Funny.  I&#8217;ve decided that Reckless Tortuga is my new favorite comedy troupe.

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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/would-you-rather/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Going to be That Kid of Week</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Again, I&#8217;m too lazy to do anything else but post videos.  But, I promise all the videos will be funny.

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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/its-going-to-be-that-kid-of-week/</link>
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		<title>Ghost Ridin&#8217;&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Because I&#8217;m too tired to post anything today and because I forgot all about ghost ridin&#8217; whips&#8230;

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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/ghost-ridin/</link>
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		<title>Alexander David Cochran Garcia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Born 1:51 PM (June 30, 2009)

And the obligatory Toxie cameo

-David C. Garcia, dad
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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/07/alexander-david-cochran-garcia/</link>
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