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		<title>My Take on the New Guns N&#8217; Roses Album, &#8220;Chinese Democracy&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just finished listening to Guns N&#8217; Roses newest album, Chinese Democracy. 

For years&#8230;for over a decade, GnR fans have been awaiting the release of the elusive Chinese Democracyalbum.  After alienating/firing all of the original members of the original Guns n&#8217; Roses including the irreplaceable Slash and Duff McKagan, Axl started working on the GnR album [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/my-take-on-the-new-guns-n-roses-album-chinese-democracy/</link>
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		<title>Baby Nugget - 9 Weeks</title>
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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/baby-nugget-9-weeks/</link>
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		<title>The Genesis of a Brilliant New TSAT Essay: WE PITCH HE-ROTIC FICTION</title>
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Here&#8217;s the genesis of the most recent TSAT post, WE PITCH HE-ROTIC FICTION.
A few weeks ago, Brandon and I were out getting a burrito from Chipotle.  As do most conversations between us, the topic of discussion, probably something about the fledgling economy, quickly devolved into a back-and-forth about sex and fart jokes.
We were discussing romantic [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/the-genesis-of-a-brilliant-new-tsat-essay-we-pitch-he-rotic-fiction/</link>
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		<title>The Tale of a Suicidal Beard (As Told Through Pictures)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There once was a proud and mighty beard. (click!)
But the beard was very depressed and wanted to die. (click!)
So the beard killed himself. (click!)
Now the place where the beard once lived is a very sad place indeed. (click and cry!)
FIN!
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		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/the-tale-of-a-suicidal-beard-as-told-through-pictures/</link>
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		<title>Messing with Online &#8220;Get-Rich-Quick&#8221; Jerks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what they say, &#8220;It&#8217;s hard out there for a pimp.&#8221;
Indeed, and there are mad pimps out there trying to gank my skrilla on a daily basis.  I can&#8217;t stand it.  No matter where you turn, some jerk is around the corner trying to scam you out of a dollar.  Shit, I can&#8217;t even [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/messing-with-online-get-rich-quick-jerks/</link>
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		<title>Yes on 8.1 - BAN DIVORCE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy bejesus, this is hilarious.  As I was working on THE BOOK this evening, my friend and former co-worker Mike &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got a Boner for WWII History&#8221; McKenna sent me an invite to his new group on Facebook called &#8220;Yes on 8.1 - Ban Divorce.&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t read through what it was about and didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/yes-on-81-ban-divorce/</link>
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		<title>So Help Me God, If Another Person Throws a Sheep At Me&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometime in 2005 or 2006, I got a MySpace page.  I did it because all of the other kids were doing it, and I felt like being part of a giant community of retards.  So I had a MySpace page.  I still have that MySpace page.
I hate MySpace.  I loathe almost everything about it.  I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/so-help-me-god-if-another-person-throws-a-sheep-at-me/</link>
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		<title>Thank You, American Veterans</title>
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My father is a Navy Submarine veteran, a former Fed and is now working to help save the lives of young American soldiers in Iraq by doing whatever it is that he is doing.  I think it involves counter-insurgency work and IED investigations.  I don&#8217;t know anything.
My brother is former Army Reserve and was in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/thank-you-american-veterans/</link>
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		<title>Keith Olbermann Has Some Poignant Words Regarding Prop 8</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I went on and on in my last post about Prop 8 not being a liberal or conservative issue and that it is simply a Civil Rights issue.  I stand by that.  However, my favorite left-wing nutzo &#8220;political commentator,&#8221; Keith Olbermann, offered up some pretty smart words tonight.  It&#8217;s a bit sappy at times, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/keith-olbermann-has-some-poignant-words-regarding-prop-8/</link>
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		<title>TSAT Presents: A Brave Retelling of World War II As Seen Through the Eyes of Super Mario</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am not sure if you all know exactly how much work goes into crafting the each weekly TSAT essay.  Do you know?  No you don&#8217;t.  Every week, Brandon and I focus our genius brains as hard as we possibly can, toss all other thoughts aside and delve into the process of creative fact/truth writing.
This [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/11/tsat-presents-a-brave-retelling-of-world-war-ii-as-seen-through-the-eyes-of-super-mario/</link>
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