Category Archives: Movies

Earth Day Schmerth Day: An Open Letter To Our Planet

Posted on April 22, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Dear Earth, Today all these retards are celebrating how awesome you are.  People are rejoicing your rivers, saluting your forests, praising your atmosphere. Not me, Earth.  Today, I hate you harder than ever.  Don’t get me wrong.  I hate you all the time, … Continue reading →

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Transformers 2 – More Fighty, Less Douchey Please

Posted on April 18, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Transformers 2 is on my list of stuff to watch as soon as I can.  The first one was awesome, and I think this one will be, too.  But godammit!  I don’t care about “story,” Michael Bay.  I don’t care … Continue reading →

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The Mystery of The Room Store Lady

Posted on April 10, 2009 by David C. Garcia

A few years ago, Meggie and I were watching TV when we saw The Room Store commercial: “That lady is so fucking weird looking.” Meggie agreed.  “Yeah and something tells me she is a freak in the sack.” And over … Continue reading →

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