Category Archives: Movies

I Let These Pythons Breathe in My Badass Sleeveless Shirt

Posted on May 26, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Idiots and douchegoblins have spent countless hours contemplating answers to the age old question: What makes a man? “A real man provides for his family.” – Sap “A real man is in touch with his feelings.” – Wuss “A real … Continue reading →

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Nobody Puts Swayze in the Coroner’s!

Posted on May 19, 2009 by David C. Garcia

I had a little scare today.  I was doing what I do best: Surfing the Interwebz, pretending to do actual “work” at my “job” and getting my news from the Twitternet.  Suddenly, I got this tweet: I was all like, … Continue reading →

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Vampire Girl Versus Frankenstein Girl

Posted on April 28, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Wow.  Wow. “This movie is drenched in more blood than me when I went down on that hemophiliac girl on the rag.  While wearing a razor blade attachment on my tongue.” That’s what I would say if I was the … Continue reading →

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