Category Archives: Fun With Texting

Bowling Ball

Posted on October 31, 2008 by David C. Garcia

An e-mail conversation between Brandon and I: Brandon: CNN Headlines That Make Me Laugh But Shouldn’t: WZZM: Bowler rolls perfect game, then dies David: You’re an asshole. Brandon: Yep! David: It would have been cool if the title was Bowler … Continue reading →

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As Long As I Can Get Chipotle in Hell…

Posted on October 20, 2008 by David C. Garcia

Trying so hard to secure a spot in hell.  An e-mail conversation between Brandon and I.  Disclaimer something, something whatever.  BRANDON: CNN Headline That Shouldn’t Make Me Laugh, But Does: “Commentary: Rape victim learns to smile again” DAVID: That just … Continue reading →

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I Am More Than Pro-Choice…

Posted on September 17, 2008 by David C. Garcia

**NOTE: Don’t read any further if you are easily offended.** I am pro-abortion. And you all say: What?  Huh?  NO WAY!  You didn’t.  Not the honeymoon baby! No.  To the best of my knowledge, there is no honeymoon baby, and … Continue reading →

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