Category Archives: Badass Things

Predator Drone: My Anti-Drug

Posted on June 18, 2009 by David C. Garcia

I had a delightful conversation with my wife the other day in which she suggested, no, insisted, that I was an elitist, a cynic and a pessimist. I gave Meggie a “sincere” thumbs-up to let her know “she was right.”  … Continue reading →

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My Motherf****ng Tapered, Acid-Washed Jeans

Posted on June 10, 2009 by David C. Garcia

A few hot summer days ago, I was sitting around in my ill-fitting tighty-whities, sipping warm flat soda with the AC turned off and watching The People’s Court (wait, is that still on?  Great, I just fucked up the continuity … Continue reading →

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I Let These Pythons Breathe in My Badass Sleeveless Shirt

Posted on May 26, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Idiots and douchegoblins have spent countless hours contemplating answers to the age old question: What makes a man? “A real man provides for his family.” – Sap “A real man is in touch with his feelings.” – Wuss “A real … Continue reading →

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