Category Archives: General

Hey! Updates Are Coming!

Listen you inpatient bastards, I haven’t updated in over a week because I am all busy with my new adorable poop/scream/fart machine and a new job. I have a lot of stuff to update, so bear with me and I … Continue reading

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You Say Tomato, I Say What The Hell!?

A few years ago, I was chatting with Rev. Brandon J. Carr, and I mentioned something using the word “origin.”  I probably said something like, “The origin of my badassery is kept secret because of the implications it would have … Continue reading

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Alexander David Cochran Garcia

Born 1:51 PM (June 30, 2009) And the obligatory Toxie cameo -David C. Garcia, dad

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