About David
My name is David C. Garcia.
1. I write. Constantly.
2. I am currently writing a book. Constantly.
3. I am married to Megan Cochran Garcia. Um….constantly.
4. I am not of any political party. Who I vote for is between me and the coin I flip.
5. I co-author a series of weekly factual essays at www.thesestoriesaretrue.com
6. I beleive people take themselves too seriously.
7. I get frustrated when people don’t take me seriously enough.
8. I believe cow-tipping is complete and udder (get it?) bullshit (get it?). Everyone knows someone who knows someone who has done it.
9. I place Michael Moore and Bill O’Reilley in the same category of insane, socially-retarding nit-wits who would be more effective mulch than “awareness-raisers.”
10. I think Sideways is an insipid movie.
11. I think The Toxic Avenger is a brilliant movie.
12. I will tell you more about me when I feel it is necessary.