Listen you inpatient bastards, I haven’t updated in over a week because I am all busy with my new adorable poop/scream/fart machine and a new job.
I have a lot of stuff to update, so bear with me and I promise to resume with the funny/badassery. Don’t take me off of your freakin’ blogroll or else…
This is me (I’m pretty sure that’s a boy):
-David C. Garcia, something something witty…