Monthly Archives: June 2009

Your Green Avatars are the New “Live Strong” Bracelets

Posted on June 17, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Listen, I’m delighted you all have decided to join the Iran cause.  I see all of your green avatars.  And even though I know that most of you really have no real knowledge of the situation (C’mon, you know you … Continue reading →

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There’s a Special Dance…

Posted on June 14, 2009 by David C. Garcia

There’s a special dance in Iran that involves getting dressed up in green shirts and beating the shit out of flaming motorcycles.  It’s usually done around voting time. If anything, this is why you should get a Twitter account.  So … Continue reading →

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My Motherf****ng Tapered, Acid-Washed Jeans

Posted on June 10, 2009 by David C. Garcia

A few hot summer days ago, I was sitting around in my ill-fitting tighty-whities, sipping warm flat soda with the AC turned off and watching The People’s Court (wait, is that still on?  Great, I just fucked up the continuity … Continue reading →

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