Drag Me To Hell’s tagline:

Christine Brown has a good job, a great boyfriend, and a bright future. But in three days, she’s going to hell.

Reasons to see this movie:

• You like horror
• You like Sam Raimi
• You like throwbacks to Evil Dead 1 & 2.
• You like old denture-wearing gypsy hags tormenting, beating the shit out of/vomiting bugs on young, blond damsels in distress.

Reasons not to see this movie:

• You don’t like any of the aformentioned badassery.
• You have a problem seeing kittens sacrificed and later puked up by a demon.

This movie was so much fun.  It retained the campiness, humor and crudeness of Evil Dead and Army of Darkness.  But it also brought the horror.  Like real horror.  Go check it.

EDIT: Go read my friend Retainer Girl’s hilarious post on DMTH: http://retainergirl.blogspot.com/2009/06/drag-me-to-hell.html

On a totally unmrelated side note:

The world’s most pointless machine. 

One of my coworkers just watched this and said, “Wow.  I can relate to that.  That’s like my life.”

- David C. Garcia, button giver