Comments on: I Let These Pythons Breathe in My Badass Sleeveless Shirt http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/05/i-let-these-pythons-breathe-in-my-badass-sleeveless-shirt/ The Astoundingly Amazing Life and Times of David C. Garcia Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:11:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: David C. Garcia » My Motherf****ng Tapered, Acid-Washed Jeans http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/05/i-let-these-pythons-breathe-in-my-badass-sleeveless-shirt/#comment-1656 David C. Garcia » My Motherf****ng Tapered, Acid-Washed Jeans Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:54:16 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1151#comment-1656 [...] is pretty much the only place I shop for clothes.  You know that sleeveless shirt with Garfield on it that I always wear?  The one where Garfield’s wearing oversized [...] [...] is pretty much the only place I shop for clothes.  You know that sleeveless shirt with Garfield on it that I always wear?  The one where Garfield’s wearing oversized [...]

]]> By: ImPerceptible http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/05/i-let-these-pythons-breathe-in-my-badass-sleeveless-shirt/#comment-1626 ImPerceptible Wed, 27 May 2009 13:55:32 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1151#comment-1626 I have a sleeveless turtleneck. Would that count? I usually wear it under a sweater but I could lose the sweater and go all badass. Now that I've grown out my armpit hair and started listening to 100% Journey it's the next logical step. My biggest problem right now is that I can't find any shin-high hightops. Little puke at Kohls tried to tell me they weren't badass. I know better than that. He was just trying to keep me from my badass potential. I grabbed one of those little socks they have for trying on shoes and stretched it over his head. Then I pulled it completely down to his feet. He won't question my badassedness anymore. I'm so badass now I can't even go in Kohls anymore. I'm still working on getting that pet midget. I have an appointment with a "professional" in a few days to discuss my competence. I'll let you know how it goes but I feel confident. I rocked the Safety dance at the pet store. Had on my peasant costume and everything. I was so good I got a police escort out of there! Also, my husband wants to talk to you. I think he wants to hug you for helping me get my badass started. He keeps saying, If I get my hands on that David Garcia... then he's overcome with emotion and can't continue. Thank you for everything you do. Your friend in badassedness, ImPerceptible I have a sleeveless turtleneck. Would that count? I usually wear it under a sweater but I could lose the sweater and go all badass. Now that I’ve grown out my armpit hair and started listening to 100% Journey it’s the next logical step.

My biggest problem right now is that I can’t find any shin-high hightops. Little puke at Kohls tried to tell me they weren’t badass. I know better than that. He was just trying to keep me from my badass potential. I grabbed one of those little socks they have for trying on shoes and stretched it over his head. Then I pulled it completely down to his feet. He won’t question my badassedness anymore. I’m so badass now I can’t even go in Kohls anymore.

I’m still working on getting that pet midget. I have an appointment with a “professional” in a few days to discuss my competence. I’ll let you know how it goes but I feel confident. I rocked the Safety dance at the pet store. Had on my peasant costume and everything. I was so good I got a police escort out of there!

Also, my husband wants to talk to you. I think he wants to hug you for helping me get my badass started. He keeps saying, If I get my hands on that David Garcia… then he’s overcome with emotion and can’t continue.

Thank you for everything you do.

Your friend in badassedness,
ImPerceptible

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