Monthly Archives: May 2009

Essay: Thank You, Rob Zombie – From La Sexorcista to Halloween II

When I was in the 8th grade, I picked up a copy of White Zombie’s La Sexorcista: Devil Music Volume 1.  Led by techno-acid-horror-kitsch-retro-art singer, Rob Zombie, it was a take on rock I hadn’t heard before.  I still love … Continue reading

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I Let These Pythons Breathe in My Badass Sleeveless Shirt

Idiots and douchegoblins have spent countless hours contemplating answers to the age old question: What makes a man? “A real man provides for his family.” – Sap “A real man is in touch with his feelings.” – Wuss “A real … Continue reading

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Nobody Puts Swayze in the Coroner’s!

I had a little scare today.  I was doing what I do best: Surfing the Interwebz, pretending to do actual “work” at my “job” and getting my news from the Twitternet.  Suddenly, I got this tweet: I was all like, … Continue reading

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