Wow. Wow.
“This movie is drenched in more blood than me when I went down on that hemophiliac girl on the rag. While wearing a razor blade attachment on my tongue.”
That’s what I would say if I was the marketing manager for this film and had to sum it up for the viewers.
Wow.
Um.
Yeah, wow.
Vampire Girl Versus Frankenstein Girl is exactly why Japan is still the word’s foremost leader in splatter horror. I don’t even know what this movie is about, and frankly, I don’t care. I just know that I want to watch it. Now.
Oh yeah. Wow.
Wow, I would’ve never known about this. So don’t leave me in suspense, who wins?