Comments on: The Mystery of The Room Store Lady http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/ The Astoundingly Amazing Life and Times of David C. Garcia Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:11:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Shank http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-2325 Shank Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:16:25 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-2325 I always figured that she was a freak. I'd break her in half like a 12 gauge. I always figured that she was a freak.
I’d break her in half like a 12 gauge.

]]> By: David C. Garcia » An open apology to Kristen Swanson, The Room Store Lady http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-2080 David C. Garcia » An open apology to Kristen Swanson, The Room Store Lady Wed, 27 Apr 2011 17:47:11 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-2080 [...] years ago, I wrote The Mystery of the Room Store Lady. Frankly, it was a half-assed post I stuck online while at work. It has also become the most [...] [...] years ago, I wrote The Mystery of the Room Store Lady. Frankly, it was a half-assed post I stuck online while at work. It has also become the most [...]

]]> By: Angus http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1905 Angus Fri, 15 Oct 2010 04:31:58 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1905 Thanks for proving everything is on the internet! The next time I see her is a commercial and my wife is in the room, I'm going to say "I've seen her ass" and see what my wife says. This should be fun... Thanks for proving everything is on the internet!

The next time I see her is a commercial and my wife is in the room, I’m going to say “I’ve seen her ass” and see what my wife says. This should be fun…

]]> By: Virginia http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1903 Virginia Sun, 10 Oct 2010 04:55:16 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1903 I used to work with her before she left to be a teacher in one of the County schools. That's her acting voice. Her real voice isn't as squeaky. She's a real sweetheart and quite intelligent. I used to work with her before she left to be a teacher in one of the County schools.

That’s her acting voice. Her real voice isn’t as squeaky.

She’s a real sweetheart and quite intelligent.

]]> By: Obie http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1891 Obie Sun, 06 Jun 2010 22:32:29 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1891 She would play a part in my elf fantasy. And don't act like I'm the only one to have on of those. Since LOTR's big screen debut, I know I ain't the only one. She would play a part in my elf fantasy. And don’t act like I’m the only one to have on of those. Since LOTR’s big screen debut, I know I ain’t the only one.

]]> By: Claude http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1879 Claude Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:32:01 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1879 ROFFLE! Glad I'm not the only one intrigued by the oddity that is the Roomstore Lady. A google search paid off. "Elf" never really crossed my mind, though that's probably because my uncle always calls her Peter Pan. ROFFLE! Glad I’m not the only one intrigued by the oddity that is the Roomstore Lady. A google search paid off.

“Elf” never really crossed my mind, though that’s probably because my uncle always calls her Peter Pan.

]]> By: Tizzy http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1878 Tizzy Wed, 31 Mar 2010 02:54:37 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1878 I'm glad to c that I'm not the only one attracted to her. She doesn't have ur typical Hollywood look & I love that. Hey Roomstore goddess. Call me;) I’m glad to c that I’m not the only one attracted to her. She doesn’t have ur typical Hollywood look & I love that. Hey Roomstore goddess. Call me;)

]]> By: Blue http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1874 Blue Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:12:43 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1874 She is hot... The last commercial she was sorta jumping up and down and those tatas were flopping... I was like I bet she's a screamer in the bed... I love screamers... She is hot… The last commercial she was sorta jumping up and down and those tatas were flopping… I was like I bet she’s a screamer in the bed… I love screamers…

]]> By: Brad http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1873 Brad Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:14:55 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1873 Where did "Tamed" go on YouTube? I saw it years ago and it's gone now. Where did “Tamed” go on YouTube? I saw it years ago and it’s gone now.

]]> By: Marty http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/#comment-1871 Marty Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:43:44 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1020#comment-1871 Thank you, you've answered a question about the chicken lady that I've had for quite some time! Thank you, you’ve answered a question about the chicken lady that I’ve had for quite some time!

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