A few years ago, Meggie and I were watching TV when we saw The Room Store commercial:
“That lady is so fucking weird looking.”
Meggie agreed. “Yeah and something tells me she is a freak in the sack.”
And over the next few years, every time I saw a Room Store commercial I wondered about Room Store lady. Depending on my mood, I found Room Store lady to be creepy, “interesting-looking,” and at times, I even found myself sexually attracted to her. Of course, that was before I was married. Now that I am married, I NEVER think about things like banging the Room Store lady.
Here are some other things I have thought about when I saw her:
She’s a lesbian.
She is asexual.
She’s a dominatrix/sexual deviant.
She is an elf/goblin.
She is a school teacher.
She is either 20-something or 40-something.
She is a stretched out primordial dwarf.
She is Janine Melnitz from The Ghostbusters.
Last night, I saw a Room Store commercial, and I decided to get to the bottom of all of this and find out who The Room Store lady is. I turned to the old obsession-enforcer, the word wide Interwebs.
Here’s what I found out:
The Room Store lady’s real name is Kristen Swanson, and along with being the spokeself (or spokesgoblin, depending on my mood), she is also the star in a “Taming of the Shrew”-inspired YouTube short called “Tamed”:
Yeah.
Meggie was right, she is a total freak:
At about 4:50 into “Tamed,” she says, “We are going to have rough sex, damn it and you are going to like it.”
I’m wondering what I am going to think next time a Room Store Commercial airs…
- David C. Garcia,
Not a stalker, just really obsessive
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW goblin porn! suprisingly large jugs for a supernatural critter, though…
OMG. She creeps me out too! I always have to mute the TV when her commercials come on. Does The Room Store know about her side gigs?
i have seen this commerical over and over; i have a deep intense passion for redheads; she looks cute;
i wish i could have been the male lead in that video!
dont judge a book by its cover;
she may well be the most outstanding lady ever;
Go get her, Tom. She lives in VA.
I dunno, I’d tap that lilly white ass, and bust a nut all over dem tittays and cute lil face.
The girl, that is…not the guy.
Think its freaky that the spokes woman for a national chain is in a soft porn youtube video? Well hold on to your panties. According to the imbd she also works as a TUTOR ON MOVIE SETS! Thats right, our rough sex girl works with kids! Someone alert the authorities!
She is hot though.
I totally missed your comment about her being a school teacher first time I read your blog. Man you are good!
I think the lady is just sexy as hell, and watching the You Tube film confirms it. Teacher, tutor or whatever.
Gosh, and all this time the Mrs. and I thought she was related in some way to Sanduy Duncan. I mean, she *sounds* a bit like her, and *looks* a bit like her, and is perky, perky, perky, like her too, isn’t she?
is she related to Sandy Duncan?
My god, there is something wrong with me. I find her sexy as hell. She is damn hot!!!!!!
We have always called her “The Chicken Lady” – one of these commercials I swear she is going to crow and lay an egg.
Yes. I thought I was the only one. So my desire for this woman isn’t all that unhealthy. I so want to bang her!
You should have seen the Richmond SPCA commercial she did back in late 2004 that apparently aired once and only once by mistake one Fall night on Pox 35 TV here….neutering your male pooch usually isn’t referred to as “cutting them off”
How ever did you find this? I have been wondering who she was for years and nobody seemed to know. She is hot. I would bang the hell out of her.
Is there any contact information for her, just wondering.
She is not Janine Melnitz from The Ghostbusters. That character was played by Annie Potts of Designing Women fame. I could not find her on IMDB. So, other than the You Tube short and the Room Store commercial I don’t know what else she has done. She is a bit querky and does look a bit like Sandy Duncan.
OMG! I’ve always fantasized about the Roomstore Lady. She is so “girl next door” That mousy faced neighbor with the crazy libido! She just wants to do the nasty all day long. I want her big time!
Thank you, you’ve answered a question about the chicken lady that I’ve had for quite some time!
Where did “Tamed” go on YouTube? I saw it years ago and it’s gone now.
She is hot… The last commercial she was sorta jumping up and down and those tatas were flopping… I was like I bet she’s a screamer in the bed… I love screamers…
I’m glad to c that I’m not the only one attracted to her. She doesn’t have ur typical Hollywood look & I love that. Hey Roomstore goddess. Call me;)
ROFFLE! Glad I’m not the only one intrigued by the oddity that is the Roomstore Lady. A google search paid off.
“Elf” never really crossed my mind, though that’s probably because my uncle always calls her Peter Pan.
She would play a part in my elf fantasy. And don’t act like I’m the only one to have on of those. Since LOTR’s big screen debut, I know I ain’t the only one.
I used to work with her before she left to be a teacher in one of the County schools.
That’s her acting voice. Her real voice isn’t as squeaky.
She’s a real sweetheart and quite intelligent.
Thanks for proving everything is on the internet!
The next time I see her is a commercial and my wife is in the room, I’m going to say “I’ve seen her ass” and see what my wife says. This should be fun…
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I always figured that she was a freak.
I’d break her in half like a 12 gauge.