All right, I am putting my foot down. STOP! You are not going to get the Swine Flu. I actually went to Mexico, got an infected pig and threw it into an AIDS ward. They are not dying any faster. You should be more worried about my scorn than this stupid illness.
Christ.
As a side note, I was searching for an appropriate image, and I couldn’t really find one. But I did find a badass tattoo. I seriously want this. Not kidding.
- David C. Garcia, virologist
The only thing I can figure is the measles epidemic (2 cases?) in NoVa wasn’t ecxciting enough so they had to find another illness to scare everyone. Around here today, you’re more likely to get heat stroke or severe allergy attack. That’s just my oinion, I’m not a virologist like you.
Only people who go around humping pigs need to worry about this anyway, right? Right?!