http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/earth-day-schmerth-day-an-open-letter-to-our-planet/ The Astoundingly Amazing Life and Times of David C. Garcia Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:11:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/earth-day-schmerth-day-an-open-letter-to-our-planet/#comment-1597 Kerry Sat, 02 May 2009 14:42:52 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1092#comment-1597 Its times like this I remember George Carlin, "the Earth is fine, its the people that are fucked." Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Its times like this I remember George Carlin, “the Earth is fine, its the people that are fucked.” Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

]]> http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/earth-day-schmerth-day-an-open-letter-to-our-planet/#comment-1595 Robyn Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:41:30 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1092#comment-1595 Dinosaurs don't breathe fire. Dragons do. You just pointed out dragons did exist at one time. YEAH! Dinosaurs don’t breathe fire. Dragons do. You just pointed out dragons did exist at one time. YEAH!

]]> http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/earth-day-schmerth-day-an-open-letter-to-our-planet/#comment-1587 Katherine Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:04:06 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1092#comment-1587 You forgot to mention when Earth gives us nice weather. I effing hate that. You forgot to mention when Earth gives us nice weather. I effing hate that.

]]> http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/earth-day-schmerth-day-an-open-letter-to-our-planet/#comment-1586 Jess Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:39:05 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1092#comment-1586 You make a lot of good points here. I'll be curious to see Earth's rebuttal. You make a lot of good points here. I’ll be curious to see Earth’s rebuttal.

]]> http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/earth-day-schmerth-day-an-open-letter-to-our-planet/#comment-1584 Anna Dos Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:28:05 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=1092#comment-1584 And then, after you killed the dinosaurs, you made wooly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, two totally badass animals, and then you went and slaughtered them, too. Come on! A furry elephant? dang, man. A tiger with even bigger, sharper teeth? I wanted a pet mammoth, but nooooo, none for me. Stupid Earth. And then, after you killed the dinosaurs, you made wooly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, two totally badass animals, and then you went and slaughtered them, too. Come on! A furry elephant? dang, man. A tiger with even bigger, sharper teeth? I wanted a pet mammoth, but nooooo, none for me. Stupid Earth.

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