I have a few gripes:

One: I didn’t start this. I minded my own business and the fight was brought to me. The fight was then pretty much resolved or at least tempered. The fight also has to do with a parody, and anyone who gets this worked up by a parody needs to look at themselves and ask why they are so worked up about what little ol’ me has to say.

Two: I make no apologies for who I am or what I say. That is why, as I have pointed out, I put my name on everything. I have no need to hide. I have rational thought as my backing. I will offer up rational thought, and if it isn’t taken, then there is nothing I can do about it.

Three: I am really not even that worked up by King40. He seems to be an okay guy. It’s one of his tool bag fans who is the real retard. A few comments up, some guy went on to say he stopped reading after the first paragraph of my blog. How the hell is someone going to be able to qualify what I say or what I really mean if they only read a snippet? Also, if what I write is of no importance as indicated by this idiot’s reply – “I’m glad king gave you something to write about because your blog is mediocre at best and no one gives a rat’s ass about your fuckin’ book.” – why invest a shred of thought commenting?

Four: I am going on a show I was essentially pestered into going on. I didn’t beg for it. I didn’t seek it out. I am going onto King 40’s show at HIS request and will speak to him in a forum backed by all of HIS fans. I have no personal support there.

Good luck, but I doubt you’ll need it. Everyone on t3h internetz is just screamin’ to have a voice, and unlike the ones who deserve to have one (including yourself), the others are just trying to get attention by calling everyone names and hope someone hears them.

*name withheld because i’m pretty and have stalkers.

**just kidding i’m not pretty but seriously i have like, 3 stalkers.

I begin to wonder if these people have actually read your blog or if they have just skimmed it for out-of-context phrases that they can make asinine comments about. Maybe their sense of humor is limited to cock and fairy jokes (while simultaneously ripping you for your “offensive” racial miscategorization). You have to admit, though, that “cock-smooching fairy” is a pretty good one.

Seriously, if you don’t read the whole thing and understand the comedy and satire in it, then you shouldn’t mock others for their intelligence. I hope you and KING40 make up, but if that is not to be, then I cannot wait to see the next commentary on his retorts…or maybe it won’t even be worth it and we’ll get to read more SATIRICAL stories from the mind of David Garcia.

First of all, I see you noted your name as ZedalzaNewYork, but something tells me you are not Zedalza. Your noted IP address is IP: ********** which is different from other Zedalza commentors. I got a message from a real Zedalza personality last night who not only included his website but also his e-mail address. I’m sure it’s because he had balls. He was also a lot more cordial and obviously way more secure. Who are you IP: ********* (e-mail address slfjlkjweroi@hotmail.com)?

It’s easy to talk shit to someone with anonymity, aint it? Also, how come the biggest dipshits are the ones who are so hostile? I’m talking to you, dude.

You may not like me, my writing or the fact that I actually managed to write a book (which is currently being reviewed by SEVERAL agents). That doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is that you come here and talk all kinds of shit w/out giving your name when I had the balls to stick my REAL NAME to everything I wrote, allowing vultures like you to comment.

Point? Want to be a badass? Want to talk shit? Then leave your name.

One other thing:

I wrote this blog because that’s what I do. I write. I said I planned to write this before King asked me to come on his show. Whether he likes me or hates me, I was ASKED BY HIM to come on the show. Have you been asked to do anything, bitch?

Furthermore, I don’t know King personally, but he and I seem to be hitting it off, at least in a civil manner. Whether that’s true is yet to be seen, but I’m not going on his show to antagonize or be antagonized.

How about you come talk shit to me, fuckstick? Seems like you’re the only bitch in this whole debacle who hasn’t given a real name.

- David C. Garcia

Note: Took down IP address at request.

I’m glad king gave you something to write about because your blog is mediocre at best and no one gives a rat’s ass about your fuckin’ book.

I hope that this little appearance of yours on Zedalza is the last time because i love how the network is far removed from preachy, condescending, shit-heels like yourself.

Choke on your mother’s cunt.

~

- David

Thanks! I know exactly what I stepped in. I’m lookin’ forward to chatting with the man. I hope he is excited to speak with me.