David C. Garcia VS. KING 40: Coming to Radio This Monday
NOTE: The screenshots of the tweets may me difficult to read on some computers. Click on the image for a crisper shot.
NOTE 2: I was mistaken when I noted that the podcast where King 40 and his son get reunited is down. My mistake. Apologies.
NOTE 3: King 40 and I actually seem to be on civil speaking terms. I’m still going on his show on Monday. We’ll see how that goes.
Note 4: Went on the show. Had fun. We’re good King. Good luck and much success.
Sometimes I read the comments on YouTube and other websites. Common insults include “fag,” “faggot,” “pussy.” My favorite is reading ALL CAPS insults by users who think they are intellectually superior. They toss out burns and scorchers like “ur stupid,” and “wtfux is rong wit you dumbazz?”
Then I get mad. Seriously, you don’t even know how many pets I’ve gone through. I am pretty sure there is a pile of once yappity dogs, doe-eyed kittens and fluffy bunnies on the floor outside of my apartment. All of them have my boot mark on them.
I actually got to participate in one of these conversations today via the Twitterwebz.
Meet KING 40, or as he is known as on Twitter @KING40
I’m not sure which one KING 40 is, the dude in the Lakers jersey or the Borat-looking guy.
Anyway, I was minding my own business when I got these two unsolicited tweets from my new friend:
The “honorary douchebag” thing was pretty funny. I wasn’t sure what KING 40 was getting on my case for initially. I assumed it was because I had started following ICE-T on Twitter and had been made an honorary “gang leader” in his Twitter army. True story.
In reality, @KING40 was frustrated by a recent tongue-in-cheek blog I wrote called “David C. Garcia: Honorary Black Guy”
Go ahead and read it. Then come back. Yeah, it was satire. SATIRE! Anyone with a shred of intelligence would know this. Just like quasi-intelligent people would know I have no beef with the Nasonex bee, that I am not going to join a cult and that I am NOT considering getting rid of my pet midget (I’m not).
Also, as an aside, I have been made even more honorarily black by one of my favorite Twitterers, @Zombianca:
And, yes, I’ve done my homework. I checked out her MySpace profile. She’s black, so she has that kind of authority.
Anyway, I got all frustrated because I was being randomly attacked by KING 40. On top of that, he took it upon himself to be a self-proclaimed psychiatrist and call me out on my “idendity crisis.” He is right. I am having an identity crisis, but it involves being a high-ranking officer in an android army. I have no idea how KING 40 knows this, though. PS: For a doctor, you suck at spelling, KING 40.
I went ahead and snapped back at him:
Just so you all know, I am not black. But since I’ve been made an honorary one by the dude at my AA meeting and by @zombianca, I felt it would be cool for me to say “homie.” That’s cool, right?
Before it escalated any further, I let all my tweeps know about the assault on my character and psyche:
Then shit got real. WAY real.
Now, I really don’t take issue with this. I make fun of spics and retards all the time. I even dropped the n-bomb in the ”Honorary Black Guy” blog, but that was contextual and just a quote. My concern is that KING 40 is getting on my shit for my obvious goof and play on black stereotypes before going on to not only mock “retards,” use pejorative language like “faggy” and then call me a “spic” and a “cracker.”
And FYI, KING 40, I’m not skinny anymore. When I stopped being an active alcoholic, I bulked up, and my fatass exploded my pants.
Seriously, this dude is angry. Real angry. But I got really scared when he started using words I have never heard of. So when he said people should check out the “patheticness” on my blog, I made sure to look it up so I could be fully versed as to the meaning of this new word:
Nope. Fail, KING 40. FAIL.
I commented further:
Then I closed up shop.
About an hour later, KING 40 came back all angry again.
*sigh*
I really didn’t want to go on a show. I like the sound of my own voice and all. But I felt that going onto this dude’s radio show would only encourage him more. But then I thought about it. I went into Cameron from Ferris Bueller mode: Okay, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. I’ll go!.
Seriously, the cock-smooching fairy part was funny. But come on, you self-righteous homophobe. Don’t use pejoratives like “fairy” when you are trying to have a serious dialogue with someone who didn’t want a fight in the first place. Sheesh.
I hate that he says “I shy away from nothing!” like he was standing up to some shit I started. This fucker is the antagonist. What the shit!?
So there it is. I guess I’ll be on the radio this Monday. And who knows, maybe me and KING 40 will come to some sort of understanding. We may become boys. I don’t want to fight, but if he wants to, I will. We’ll see. I’ll record the whole thing and share it. Or, if you guys want, tune in.
I’m serious when I say I welcome your rebuttal, KING 40. Write something. I’ll post it. Want to squash this whole thing? That’s fine. Want to keep this shit going? That’s cool, too.
EDIT: Here’s their profile: http://www.zedalza.net/downwith.html I’m not sure if this an online show or an on-the-air show. But the number is 914-595-6945
EDIT2: Here’s a clip of the show. I did some side research, and I think King 40 is that Borat-looking dude with a severe Fonzie Brooklyn accent. Anyway, go here: http://www.zedalza.net/podcast.html - and listen to “KING 40 REUNITED WITH HIS SON” to listen to the guy I will be talking to. Yeah.
EDIT 3: Apparently the aforementioned podcast link has been taken down. Here is a new link: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1380405 - or just watch it here (until it gets taken down).
- David C. Garcia, Blossoming radio show personality
mom Said,
April 18, 2009 @ 9:37 am
how can i tune in if i don’t know which station to tune into?
David C. Garcia Said,
April 18, 2009 @ 9:52 am
There you go, mom.
EDIT: Here’s their profile: http://www.zedalza.net/downwith.html I’m not sure if this an online show or an on-the-air show. But the number is 914-595-6945
EDIT2: Here’s a clip of the show. I did some side research, and I think King 40 is that Borat-looking dude with a severe Fonzie Brooklyn accent. Anyway, go here: http://www.zedalza.net/podcast.html - and listen to “KING 40 REUNITED WITH HIS SON” to listen to the guy I will be talking to. Yeah.
Katherine Said,
April 18, 2009 @ 12:31 pm
I cannot wait for Monday. This is going to be good.
JOKERBLITZ Said,
April 18, 2009 @ 7:44 pm
David,
I don’t think you know what you just stepped in. Don’t bring a knife to this gun fight. Be prepared. Be prepared to be intellectual challenged, frustrated, pissed off, disgusted, mind fucked, repulsed, educated, and toughly entertained. King will get under your skin like a flesh eating disease but you will ask for more. He is your worst enemy but also your best freind. Welcome to this runaway train called Zedalza.net. Down with the King JoKeR
David C. Garcia Said,
April 18, 2009 @ 8:20 pm
JOKERBLITZ:
Thanks! I know exactly what I stepped in. I’m lookin’ forward to chatting with the man. I hope he is excited to speak with me.
David C. Garcia Said,
April 18, 2009 @ 8:29 pm
Also, I don’t get repulsed, and my mind has been so mind-fucked it’s like a skank pornstar’s pussy -vacuous, filthy and open to everything.
- David
Enky-chan Said,
April 19, 2009 @ 3:15 am
All hail THE KING!
Dalton Said,
April 19, 2009 @ 10:18 am
In fairness, David, you are a bit of a cracker. Toto, Journey, Will Smith. I’m jus’ sayin’.
ZedalzaNewYork Said,
April 19, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
I stopped reading after the first paragraph, you pompous little fruit. Now, just because you go about vomiting your “intellectual” bullshit around in a very irritatingly soothing way doesn’t mean you have a nickel’s worth of shit to say that is slightly interesting.
I’m glad king gave you something to write about because your blog is mediocre at best and no one gives a rat’s ass about your fuckin’ book.
I hope that this little appearance of yours on Zedalza is the last time because i love how the network is far removed from preachy, condescending, shit-heels like yourself.
Choke on your mother’s cunt.
~
David C. Garcia Said,
April 19, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Wow.
First of all, I see you noted your name as ZedalzaNewYork, but something tells me you are not Zedalza. Your noted IP address is IP: ********** which is different from other Zedalza commentors. I got a message from a real Zedalza personality last night who not only included his website but also his e-mail address. I’m sure it’s because he had balls. He was also a lot more cordial and obviously way more secure. Who are you IP: ********* (e-mail address slfjlkjweroi@hotmail.com)?
It’s easy to talk shit to someone with anonymity, aint it? Also, how come the biggest dipshits are the ones who are so hostile? I’m talking to you, dude.
You may not like me, my writing or the fact that I actually managed to write a book (which is currently being reviewed by SEVERAL agents). That doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is that you come here and talk all kinds of shit w/out giving your name when I had the balls to stick my REAL NAME to everything I wrote, allowing vultures like you to comment.
Point? Want to be a badass? Want to talk shit? Then leave your name.
One other thing:
I wrote this blog because that’s what I do. I write. I said I planned to write this before King asked me to come on his show. Whether he likes me or hates me, I was ASKED BY HIM to come on the show. Have you been asked to do anything, bitch?
Furthermore, I don’t know King personally, but he and I seem to be hitting it off, at least in a civil manner. Whether that’s true is yet to be seen, but I’m not going on his show to antagonize or be antagonized.
How about you come talk shit to me, fuckstick? Seems like you’re the only bitch in this whole debacle who hasn’t given a real name.
- David C. Garcia
Note: Took down IP address at request.
Matt Murphy Said,
April 20, 2009 @ 7:56 am
First, My REAL NAME is Matthew F. Murphy.
I begin to wonder if these people have actually read your blog or if they have just skimmed it for out-of-context phrases that they can make asinine comments about. Maybe their sense of humor is limited to cock and fairy jokes (while simultaneously ripping you for your “offensive” racial miscategorization). You have to admit, though, that “cock-smooching fairy” is a pretty good one.
Seriously, if you don’t read the whole thing and understand the comedy and satire in it, then you shouldn’t mock others for their intelligence. I hope you and KING40 make up, but if that is not to be, then I cannot wait to see the next commentary on his retorts…or maybe it won’t even be worth it and we’ll get to read more SATIRICAL stories from the mind of David Garcia.
Jess Said,
April 20, 2009 @ 7:58 am
David, you’re my hero.
Nerdress Said,
April 20, 2009 @ 10:00 am
man, if i didn’t have to work i’d be all up in this like white on rice (is that racist?).
Good luck, but I doubt you’ll need it. Everyone on t3h internetz is just screamin’ to have a voice, and unlike the ones who deserve to have one (including yourself), the others are just trying to get attention by calling everyone names and hope someone hears them.
*name withheld because i’m pretty and have stalkers.
**just kidding i’m not pretty but seriously i have like, 3 stalkers.
David C. Garcia Said,
April 20, 2009 @ 10:26 am
Thanks Nerdress. I’ll record and post what happens.
I have a few gripes:
One: I didn’t start this. I minded my own business and the fight was brought to me. The fight was then pretty much resolved or at least tempered. The fight also has to do with a parody, and anyone who gets this worked up by a parody needs to look at themselves and ask why they are so worked up about what little ol’ me has to say.
Two: I make no apologies for who I am or what I say. That is why, as I have pointed out, I put my name on everything. I have no need to hide. I have rational thought as my backing. I will offer up rational thought, and if it isn’t taken, then there is nothing I can do about it.
Three: I am really not even that worked up by King40. He seems to be an okay guy. It’s one of his tool bag fans who is the real retard. A few comments up, some guy went on to say he stopped reading after the first paragraph of my blog. How the hell is someone going to be able to qualify what I say or what I really mean if they only read a snippet? Also, if what I write is of no importance as indicated by this idiot’s reply - “I’m glad king gave you something to write about because your blog is mediocre at best and no one gives a rat’s ass about your fuckin’ book.” - why invest a shred of thought commenting?
Four: I am going on a show I was essentially pestered into going on. I didn’t beg for it. I didn’t seek it out. I am going onto King 40’s show at HIS request and will speak to him in a forum backed by all of HIS fans. I have no personal support there.