Monthly Archives: April 2009

Vampire Girl Versus Frankenstein Girl

Posted on April 28, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Wow.  Wow. “This movie is drenched in more blood than me when I went down on that hemophiliac girl on the rag.  While wearing a razor blade attachment on my tongue.” That’s what I would say if I was the … Continue reading →

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But Dodi Had a Heart Condition, and She Died…

Posted on April 27, 2009 by David C. Garcia

…But before she died, Dodi gave it to her girlfriend, the mailman, the paperboy and the vet.” Sounds like a porn, huh? Nope.  Just an old school (HILARIOUS) series of Swine Flu PSAs from the 70s.   Seriously, stop this … Continue reading →

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STOP! Swine Flu Edition

Posted on April 27, 2009 by David C. Garcia

All right, I am putting my foot down.  STOP!  You are not going to get the Swine Flu.  I actually went to Mexico, got an infected pig and threw it into an AIDS ward.  They are not dying any faster.  … Continue reading →

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