Monthly Archives: March 2009

White People Who Wear Rasta “Hats” Should Be Euthanized

Posted on March 17, 2009 by David C. Garcia

There are a number of things that perplex me: Christian Rock Economic cars with high-end upgrades The Hills Fauxhawks The name “Chance” Hentai porn Carpenter pants Going “green” Meat-flavored meat substitutes Rent-to-own Live strong/any kind of douchey rubber bracelet (insert … Continue reading →

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Happy Little Animal Needs Loving New Home

Posted on March 6, 2009 by David C. Garcia

It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.  Meggie was on the phone screaming, no SHRIEKING at me because our pet was out of control.  I was at work. “David!  Your fucking animal got into the trash and made … Continue reading →

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Guilt Appointment

Posted on March 5, 2009 by David C. Garcia

Physicians are supposed to be neutral, right?  They’re supposed to be objective and yet maintain an air of concern for their patients, right? So, why did I feel so self-conscious as I waited in the doctor’s office today?  I was … Continue reading →

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