I was walking Sir Rowdimus Megatron today, and for the first time, it hit me: I have finished my book! Then another thing hit me: My mother and my parents-in-law may read this book. My kid may pick up the old man’s book someday.
I considered puking from the stress.
Okay, there really is a lot more content to this book than vulgarity. Nevertheless, I wanted to see what my book might be rated if some sort of board on obscenity was reading it. So I went ahead and did some word counts.
Seriously, I need to stress this: there is some socially redeeming content to this book.
Whatever.
I plan to have a much larger update on the book tomorrow, but for now, here are some key words and the frequency at which they occurred in my nearly 100,000-word book:
Fuck/Fucking: 493 times
Beer: 423 times
Alcohol: 141 times
Sex: 90 times
Love: 88 times
Hate/Hated/Hating: 78 times
Booze: 61 times
Bitch: 52 times
Codeine: 46 times
Happy: 43 times
Coke: 38 times
Reptilian: 37 times
Drugs: 35 times
Kill: 33 times
Reptile: 28 times
Cum: 28 times
Craving: 7 times
Cocaine: 7 times
Recover/Recovery/Recovered: 6 times
Abortion: 5 times
Check back tomorrow or sometime this week.
- David C. Garcia