Alexander David Garcia: Male Child

That’s right, bitches.  As my friend Kerry Knowles said, “The king has an heir.”

The baby is totally healthy and totally awesome.

After birth (and after being circumcised of course – I don’t want my kid to go through life with the name “Alexander Anteater Nose”), I will raise the boy to be AWESOME just like his father.  He will be duly schooled in the fine arts of hilarity, videogames, cynicism and, of course, beef jerky.

- David C. Garcia