The first week of February is going to be amazing.
Two reasons:
1. I get to find out the gender of my child. That means I will be able to determine, with absolute certainty, whether my child will be a little boy named Voltron Garcia or a little girl named Robocop Garcia. They are Christian names.
2. I will be on vacation from THE BOOK. I have five days off back-to-back during the first Semana De Black History Month. HEY-OOOO! I have decided to bust my ass and finish the first draft of THE BOOK by the end of this month. This is what I will probably look like by that point:
I’ll take a little vacation and catch up on TV and videogames. I will then be meeting with my diligent editor, Jess Glass, and tear my book to pieces. I have already decided on and spoken with most of the people will be reviewing my book when the second draft is done. I chose them based on their willingness to be brutally honest. And if they don’t like what I offer them to read, they are cordially invited to go fuck themselves. Just kidding. But not really.
- David C. Garcia
I can’t wait to find out the sex of Baby Garcia!
I can’t wait to read The Book!
Would you mind deleting my last name from your blog roll? I want to see if that will prevent my blog from popping up when I Google search my name. Thanks!