Prison is probably one of the most fascinating things out there.  I watch more shows about prison than I do anything else, and I watch a TON of TV (yes one ton of TV.  I have weighed the amount of TV I watch).  I know all the terminology, and am fairly familiar with the social structure of the place.  So, it’s only appropriate that I forced my personal interests into the most recent TSAT essay.

Yes, folks, in the new TSAT essay, Brandon and I go to prison and actually enjoy it.  And we figured some of you pussies were getting tired of Brandon and I destroying the lives of the humans and animals involved in our essays.  So we went ahead and became the objects of violence and humiliation in this essay.  Are you excited?  Damn right you are.  Go read the newest essay:

WE GO TO PRISON (AND IT RULES)