Well, I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas.
I was going to post a very special Christmas blog and then link to everyone else’s. But, you know…
I am lazy. Didn’t have time.
My friend/book editor, Jess Glass, did write something (really good), though:
Merry Christmas!
And now, some immortal holiday words:
“We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye and when Santa shoves his fat ass down the chimney, he’s going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the aspirin?” – Clark Griswold, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
I don’t even know where to begin! First of all, I’d like to thank the Big Guy Upstairs, holla atcha. And I’d like to thank all my fans. Without you I’d be nothing! I love all ya’ll! Last, but not least, I have to give a shout out to my boy, Santa, up in North P-Town. Santa, you my boy.