Here’s the genesis of the most recent TSAT post, WE PITCH HE-ROTIC FICTION.

A few weeks ago, Brandon and I were out getting a burrito from Chipotle.  As do most conversations between us, the topic of discussion, probably something about the fledgling economy, quickly devolved into a back-and-forth about sex and fart jokes.

We were discussing romantic evenings from a guy’s perspective and pretty much decided on what that evening would be.  If you (and you will) read the first excerpt of “He-rotic fiction” mentioned in the essay - the one dealing with a Chipotle burrito, you will pretty much be reading the exact perfect evening Brandon and I decided upon.

So from that little conversation grew the proud oak that is our most recent masterpiece.

And, I am sure most of you are well aware that TSAT essays are nothing but satire, but it warrants repeating:

TSAT ESSAYS ARE SATIRE.

As a precaution, we asked our good friend Amy to be the test audience for our most recent sex-splattered literary creation.  Amy is a hardcore feminist, and she almost crapped her pants laughing at our genius essay.

So go read it.  But before you do that, put a link to These Stories Are True (www.thesestoriesaretrue.com) on your website.  Seriously.

WE PITCH HE-ROTIC FICTION

- David C. Garcia