In Case You Were Wondering…
If you want to know the real reason I shaved my beard off:
I looked too sexy.
It was just too much of a liability. I already have too much trouble explaining to the ladies that I am a married man. When it comes to the kids, though. Just way too creepy.
-David C. Garcia
Emily Said,
November 26, 2008 @ 7:15 pm
I never park by the serial killer van.