An oldie but a goodie (like Betty White), I wrote this particular post a while back but took it down a few months ago when I started on my rather large writing endeavor: THE BOOK.
A couple days ago, I got a message from Les Johnson, author of The Long Downward Spiral, and he asked me if I wanted to give him a guest post for his blog. As an aspiring megalomaniac, I promptly sprung 1,000 ego boners and agreed.
Some of you who have followed my blog may have already read the post in question. Others may not have. I usually get comments from people commenting on how amazingly hilarious I am and applauding me on what a great guy I am. A lot of you who say this have not been here since the inception of this site and are certainly not be remotely familiar with a former (to go unnamed site) I used to write.
My life is not all farts and boner jokes, and I think this post will make this apparent.
Also, this is the very post that was the genesis for THE BOOK. There you go. If you all have been wondering about my book, it will be somewhere along the lines of this particular piece.
So, go read that post, you wacky bitches.
And make sure to check out the rest of Les’ site. I said this before, but it is worth repeating: His writing is good. Really good. I think he is actually working on a rather large literary creation of his own. And since some of you won’t do it without force, I am going to be posting some of Les’ writing on this site as a guest post whenever he gets it to me.
- David C. Garcia