I think for myself. You can totally tell by my completely individual bumper sticker that TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO.
A redneck must. This bumper sticker screams “Well, boy, we ain’t had a good lynchin’ here in a long time. Hows about we hang ourselves another Hussein!”
I think you and your bumper sticker are really smart and cool.
Seriously Pablo. Get out of my country! Go back to Mexico and make some more of these great bumper stickers for the expensive car I bought with my FEMA money.
You are driving a car, stupid, not flying an airplane.
Buddha would probably give up his stupid car and walk.
“I’m a hippie chick! My rich daddy was so mad when I put this sticker on the convertible he got me. He is SOOOOO The Man.”
I agree. Bush and Cheney did a horrible job getting rid of Hitler and his band of no-goods after they crashed planes into the World Trade Center.
Retards are known for their absurd strength.
I know right “but who the hell” are you “quoting?”
I promise not to be pissed when you rear-end me because you were reading this bumper sticker. Hey, can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call my insurance.
I think bumper stickers are generally a bad idea. Unless you have a bumper sticker with my band’s name on it or something. Then it’s cool, and hey, I really appreciate it, buddy. Thanks for the support! Otherwise, it’s probably dumb.
Nice post, David.
The only thing I’d want stuck to my bumper is the remains of anyone who suggests I put a bumper sticker on my car. I’m pro-choice with these mini kitsch billboards, but “keep your stickers off of my bumper.”
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I am going to have to echo Ryan on this one.
Also, isn’t Nazism the exact opposite of Republicanism? I mean, it’s the German National Socialist party, right? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of Nazis or Republicans, but if you are going to have a sticker on your car regarding politics, at least don’t compound the problem by not having your facts straight.
I saw a bumper sticker one time that said “My opinions don’t fit on this bumper sticker.” It was headed in the right direction, I think, but, you know, it was still a bumper sticker.
I just recently stickered my bumper for the first time. It’s the secret “I’m in the club” kind of sticker that is supposed to keep me from getting tickets because I speed ALL THE TIME.
You are fabulous! Love it! Plus I really love exclamation points!!!!!!
Jess, is that a dig at me? Because I get tickets. A lot. And I’m proud of it.
Also, I’m proud of my “I’d rather be reading Jane Austen” bumper sticker.
It wasn’t an intentional dig, Katie, but I’m just sayin, if the shoe fits…
Pro Life bumper stickers are the best.
I’ll never understand what they think is so inhumane about fetuses getting sucked out by vacuums and then used for stem cells to facilitate in the growth of a liver for an alcoholic.
It just doesn’t make sense.