Some TSAT news:

Firstly, go read the most recent masterpiece essay, DAVID NEEDS A BLACK FRIEND.  Along with being hilariously satirical, it is one of the first TSAT essays where there are no semen jokes whatsoever.

Secondly, I have updated my website so there is a TSAT archive.  Pretty smooth, huh?

Thirdly, the These Stories Are True website has undergone a few changes as well.  There is an archive similar to the one at www.davidcgarcia.com.  Along with that, we have started a min-blog on TSAT called “Notes From The Compound.”  It’s on the side.  Check it out.

That’s it.  Good day to you sirs! *SLAMS DOOR*

- David C. Garcia