Until Then, Go Read HOW TO BECOME A MYSPACE SUPERSTAR
On Saturday August 30, 2008 (AD), I officially honored Meggie with the last name “Garcia.” It was a very small private ceremony, but when Meggie and I emerged from St. Mary’s Catholic Church, we were officially a married couple. I love Meggie so much and am happy she and I will spend the rest of our lives together. There will be another wedding this coming Saturday, at which point, I will renew my vows and proclaim myself Self Appointed Emperor of the Moustache Society For Life.
Posts will be sparse in the coming weeks because I will be honeymooning in New England while growing my moustache, leaving the toilet seat up and bogarting the bed. Then, like Jesus, I will return to grace you, my adoring fans, with more scathing posts about retards and videogames, retarded videogames and retards playing video games.
Until then, check out the new post at the most factual website EVER, www.thesestoriesaretrue.com.
This week, Brandon and I have written the most comprehensive guide to becoming a MySpace whore and retard Superstar.
Chiggity check it, you silly bastards:
HOW TO BECOME A MYSPACE SUPERSTAR
- David C. Garcia
Short Pants Said,
September 3, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
Congrats on marrying Meggie. Hope you enjoy your time in New England.
- d
David C. Garcia Said,
September 3, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
Dave:
Thanks, man. I will.
Katherine Said,
September 3, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
Hooray for marriage! Congrats!
David C. Garcia Said,
September 3, 2008 @ 9:00 pm
Katherine:
Thank you. Can’t wait to see you at “Wedding Part 2: The Revenge”
BC Woods Said,
September 7, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
Hey David!
Congratulations on tying the knot. Also I’ve been looking over your entries for the past few hours and I’m liking what I’m seeing. Good job and keep it up. I’m going to check out these stories are true next.
Regards,
BC