They say knowledge is power, so I am about to empower the bejesus out of all of you with knowledge – ABOUT ME. For anyone who cares to know (that means all of you – you know you do), here are a few brief updates:
WEDDING:
My fair lady, Meggie, and I are getting married in three weeks. I am very happy about this. I am looking forward to a lifetime of loving (and annoying) her. August 30th is the Catholic wedding. September is the big wedding. Never forget.
Despite insisting that I will not obsess on childish things, I am still obsessing on this game. I just can’t seem to get past the “Facing the Gate Ghoul Baban” level. I know, bummer right? Well, my thumbs have worn down to one layer of skin, I have the “Patapon” attack and march songs stuck in my head, and one of the primary searches on my Google history is for “Patapon help forums.”
Quite possibly a contender for funniest TV comedy on my long list of “funniest TV comedies,” I fell in love with this show this weekend. I thought watching Brandon scoop puke out of the passenger seat of his car was fantastic absurd humor, but after I watched SPACED I almost forgot about his greenish face as he held back from vomiting onto someone else’s stomach juices. My birthday is coming up at some point, and I was going to ask for world peace. I decided that this would be a dumb gift idea. Instead, I want someone to buy SPACED for me.
THE RUBE GOLDBERG ALCOHOLIC TRAP:
I am putting a temporary hold on this part of my Memoirs of a Fiend series. I like what I have written so far, but I need to step back from this one for a bit because… Well, I just am. Sorry. I know you are sad.
THESE STORIES ARE TRUE (dot com):
I will still be updating davidcgarcia.com several times per week, but I am very focused on this new site (www.thesestoriesaretrue.com). Brandon and I have some really big ideas directly and peripherally related to this joint venture. The post going up tomorrow is absolutely HILARIOUS. I have read it over and over again to ensure 100% awesomeness, and I am now happy to report that it is better than The Passion of The Christ and more important than the upcoming election. I encourage you to read this site over and over again, if necessary (it is necessary) and to tell your friends (again, necessary). This is a writing project that is actually VERY important to Brandon and me. Link to the site and keep checking back.
- David C. Garcia