What’s the Haps, Caps? (Important EFFING News)

They say knowledge is power, so I am about to empower the bejesus out of all of you with knowledge – ABOUT ME.  For anyone who cares to know (that means all of you – you know you do), here are a few brief updates:

WEDDING:

My fair lady, Meggie, and I are getting married in three weeks.  I am very happy about this.  I am looking forward to a lifetime of loving (and annoying) her.  August 30th is the Catholic wedding.  September is the big wedding.  Never forget.

PATAPON:

Despite insisting that I will not obsess on childish things, I am still obsessing on this game.  I just can’t seem to get past the “Facing the Gate Ghoul Baban” level.  I know, bummer right?  Well, my thumbs have worn down to one layer of skin, I have the “Patapon” attack and march songs stuck in my head, and one of the primary searches on my Google history is for “Patapon help forums.”

SPACED:

Quite possibly a contender for funniest TV comedy on my long list of “funniest TV comedies,” I fell in love with this show this weekend.  I thought watching Brandon scoop puke out of the passenger seat of his car was fantastic absurd humor, but after I watched SPACED I almost forgot about his greenish face as he held back from vomiting onto someone else’s stomach juices.  My birthday is coming up at some point, and I was going to ask for world peace.  I decided that this would be a dumb gift idea.  Instead, I want someone to buy SPACED for me.

THE RUBE GOLDBERG ALCOHOLIC TRAP:

I am putting a temporary hold on this part of my Memoirs of a Fiend series.  I like what I have written so far, but I need to step back from this one for a bit because…  Well, I just am.  Sorry.  I know you are sad.

THESE STORIES ARE TRUE (dot com):

I will still be updating davidcgarcia.com several times per week, but I am very focused on this new site (www.thesestoriesaretrue.com).  Brandon and I have some really big ideas directly and peripherally related to this joint venture.  The post going up tomorrow is absolutely HILARIOUS.  I have read it over and over again to ensure 100% awesomeness, and I am now happy to report that it is better than The Passion of The Christ and more important than the upcoming election.  I encourage you to read this site over and over again, if necessary (it is necessary) and to tell your friends (again, necessary).  This is a writing project that is actually VERY important to Brandon and me.  Link to the site and keep checking back.

- David C. Garcia

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