Monthly Archives: August 2008

Meggie’s Bridal Shower Q&A

Posted on August 27, 2008 by David C. Garcia

For Meggie’s bridal shower, I was asked to woo her and the attending ladies with my razor-sharp wit and brilliant…um…question-asking skills.  I went ahead and made up the most important quiz she and her gal pals will ever take.  Now, … Continue reading →

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New Factual Essay at www.thesestoriesaretrue.com: THIS KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS RETARDED

Posted on August 25, 2008 by David C. Garcia

Hate kids and clowns alike?  Then this is the essay for you.  It is probably the funniest (and most depraved) essay we have written so far.  It’s like we ripped out your funny bone and tickled it while simultaneously gnawing … Continue reading →

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David C. Garcia, Master of the Social Faux Pas

Posted on August 24, 2008 by David C. Garcia

In less then one week, I will be a happily married man. This is great for several reasons. Firstly, I love Meggie. Secondly, in marrying Meggie, I will have someone to call me on my idiocy. This evening, I went … Continue reading →

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