David C. Garcia

New Factual Essay at www.thesestoriesaretrue.com: THIS KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS RETARDED

August 25, 2008 @ 8:39 am · Filed under General

Hate kids and clowns alike?  Then this is the essay for you.  It is probably the funniest (and most depraved) essay we have written so far.  It’s like we ripped out your funny bone and tickled it while simultaneously gnawing on it.

HUZZAAAAAAAAH!

THIS KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS RETARDED

4 Comments »

  1. Ryan Said,

    August 25, 2008 @ 11:58 am

    That is one intense essay, duder.

  2. David C. Garcia Said,

    August 25, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

    Thanks, Hoss!

  3. Katherine Said,

    August 25, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

    DAVID,

    I HAVE ADDED “THESE STORIES ARE TRUE” TO MY BLOG ROLL.

    A HUG,

    KATHERINE

  4. David C. Garcia Said,

    August 25, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

    KATHERINE! YOU RULE!!!! HERE’S LIKE A MILLION HUGS!

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