New Factual Essay at www.thesestoriesaretrue.com: THIS KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS RETARDED

Hate kids and clowns alike?  Then this is the essay for you.  It is probably the funniest (and most depraved) essay we have written so far.  It’s like we ripped out your funny bone and tickled it while simultaneously gnawing on it.

HUZZAAAAAAAAH!

THIS KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS RETARDED

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4 Responses to New Factual Essay at www.thesestoriesaretrue.com: THIS KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS RETARDED

  1. Ryan says:

    That is one intense essay, duder.

  2. David C. Garcia says:

    Thanks, Hoss!

  3. Katherine says:

    DAVID,

    I HAVE ADDED “THESE STORIES ARE TRUE” TO MY BLOG ROLL.

    A HUG,

    KATHERINE

  4. David C. Garcia says:

    KATHERINE! YOU RULE!!!! HERE’S LIKE A MILLION HUGS!

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