Comments on: Michael Phelps, Are You Hiding (from the LAND RACE)? http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/ The Astoundingly Amazing Life and Times of David C. Garcia Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:11:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: David C. Garcia » The Neck Beard: Badassamine Enhancer http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-1600 David C. Garcia » The Neck Beard: Badassamine Enhancer Mon, 04 May 2009 17:18:14 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-1600 [...] For some of us, though, facial hair is an excellent way to ensure that our “bods” (badass word) are packed with enough badassamine to get us through our laborious day of burrito-eating and listening to women talk about their feelings.  I can’t imagine going through the day sans the badassamine like that sniveling pussy Michael Phelps.  [...] [...] For some of us, though, facial hair is an excellent way to ensure that our “bods” (badass word) are packed with enough badassamine to get us through our laborious day of burrito-eating and listening to women talk about their feelings.  I can’t imagine going through the day sans the badassamine like that sniveling pussy Michael Phelps.  [...]

]]> By: David C. Garcia » It’s On, Nasonex Bee http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-1530 David C. Garcia » It’s On, Nasonex Bee Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:35:13 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-1530 [...] been this intense since Meggie started fawning over that overstretched amphibious tool, Michael Phelps (I’m still waiting for the LAND RACE, you pothead!).  There’s a new [...] [...] been this intense since Meggie started fawning over that overstretched amphibious tool, Michael Phelps (I’m still waiting for the LAND RACE, you pothead!).  There’s a new [...]

]]> By: Anna Two http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-542 Anna Two Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:35:32 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-542 so, i know you're probably like totally done with your Phelps challenge since you're all married now and stuff, but just to let you know, he accepted the bet of Braylon Edwards, NFL mediocre star, who said he'd score more TDs this season than Phelps would win medals. Plus, Phelps is sporting a Southern Highway in the accompanying photo... http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Braylon-Edwards-vs-Michael-Phelps-Who-ya-got-?urn=nfl,106027 so, i know you’re probably like totally done with your Phelps challenge since you’re all married now and stuff, but just to let you know, he accepted the bet of Braylon Edwards, NFL mediocre star, who said he’d score more TDs this season than Phelps would win medals. Plus, Phelps is sporting a Southern Highway in the accompanying photo…

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Braylon-Edwards-vs-Michael-Phelps-Who-ya-got-?urn=nfl,106027

]]> By: David C. Garcia http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-483 David C. Garcia Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:12:12 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-483 Jess: AYYYYY-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA! (fires six-shooters into the air) Jess:

AYYYYY-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA! (fires six-shooters into the air)

]]> By: Jess http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-482 Jess Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:02:57 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-482 HA! I just read these last two comments. Wonderful. iViva la Revolución! HA! I just read these last two comments. Wonderful. iViva la Revolución!

]]> By: David C. Garcia http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-469 David C. Garcia Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:10:05 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-469 CM: Jess is female. She pretty much does what any personal assistant does -- bring me coffee, takes calls, carries out assasination missions for me. The usual. Since Jess is part Cuban, she is also predisposed to enjoying such tasks as doing yardwork and housecleaning. And, I am so happy you see that my videogame prowess is an excellent indication that I will destroy Phelps in a LAND RACE. CM:

Jess is female. She pretty much does what any personal assistant does — bring me coffee, takes calls, carries out assasination missions for me. The usual. Since Jess is part Cuban, she is also predisposed to enjoying such tasks as doing yardwork and housecleaning.

And, I am so happy you see that my videogame prowess is an excellent indication that I will destroy Phelps in a LAND RACE.

]]> By: Comic Mom http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-466 Comic Mom Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:52:05 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-466 I must amend my question from your previous post because now I see that Jess is your "personal" assistant. I'm wondering: 1. Is Jess a male or female assistant; and 2. What personal things does Jess assist you in doing? I can hardly wait until I read the answer. My imagination is working overtime here. I have never seen you play The Sims but I have seen you play Mario Kart. Michael Phelps is in serious trouble, to my way of thinking. CM I must amend my question from your previous post because now I see that Jess is your “personal” assistant. I’m wondering: 1. Is Jess a male or female assistant; and 2. What personal things does Jess assist you in doing? I can hardly wait until I read the answer. My imagination is working overtime here.

I have never seen you play The Sims but I have seen you play Mario Kart. Michael Phelps is in serious trouble, to my way of thinking.

CM

]]> By: David C. Garcia http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-464 David C. Garcia Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:14:08 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-464 Of course, Matt. The cigarettes and potato chips are the actual physical prep. Of course, Matt. The cigarettes and potato chips are the actual physical prep.

]]> By: Matt http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-463 Matt Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:39:55 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-463 And by stretch, she means eat some potato chips and smoke a cigarette. And by stretch, she means eat some potato chips and smoke a cigarette.

]]> By: David C. Garcia http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/michael-phelps-are-you-hiding-from-the-land-race/#comment-462 David C. Garcia Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:09:11 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=320#comment-462 Thanks, Robyn. That means a lot. Thanks, Robyn. That means a lot.

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