Comments on: Life Lessons Learned From Carl the Retard http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/ The Astoundingly Amazing Life and Times of David C. Garcia Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:11:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: David C. Garcia » LOLCataclysm http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-1103 David C. Garcia » LOLCataclysm Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:40:13 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-1103 [...] LOLCats can drop by any time, day or night, and deposit their nuts.  They no longer need them (and Carl the Retard needs something else to [...] [...] LOLCats can drop by any time, day or night, and deposit their nuts.  They no longer need them (and Carl the Retard needs something else to [...]

]]> By: David C. Garcia » Red Hot Love Story http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-833 David C. Garcia » Red Hot Love Story Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:52:37 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-833 [...] hot sauce is so good.  As I was brushing my teeth with it the other day, I had an idea.  Carl the Retard spends a lot of time licking up bird shit.  Why not hook that little guy up.  I brought a few [...] [...] hot sauce is so good.  As I was brushing my teeth with it the other day, I had an idea.  Carl the Retard spends a lot of time licking up bird shit.  Why not hook that little guy up.  I brought a few [...]

]]> By: Emily http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-454 Emily Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:43:34 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-454 If Carl starts to look like he's listening to and understanding Rowdy, well, then yeah....Cardboard cutouts might just make things worse. That's what I'm thinkin'. If Carl starts to look like he’s listening to and understanding Rowdy, well, then yeah….Cardboard cutouts might just make things worse. That’s what I’m thinkin’.

]]> By: David C. Garcia http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-451 David C. Garcia Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:31:01 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-451 Emily: If Carl does stop taking his meds, I have no idea what I am going to do. I know he will be uncontrollable, but he will retain his retard strength (something genetic in both retards and the proto-retards such as Carl). I may have to position cardboard cutout decoys of myself all over the place. Emily:

If Carl does stop taking his meds, I have no idea what I am going to do. I know he will be uncontrollable, but he will retain his retard strength (something genetic in both retards and the proto-retards such as Carl).

I may have to position cardboard cutout decoys of myself all over the place.

]]> By: Emily http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-450 Emily Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:29:27 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-450 May God help you if Carl decides to stop taking his meds. Can't say that about the retarded. May God help you if Carl decides to stop taking his meds. Can’t say that about the retarded.

]]> By: David C. Garcia http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-449 David C. Garcia Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:28:38 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-449 Emily: Same thing. The mentally ill are just proto-retards. Emily:

Same thing.

The mentally ill are just proto-retards.

]]> By: Emily http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-448 Emily Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:07:32 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-448 Wow, you are so wrong. The Kenmore Club is a center for the severely mentally ill, not the mentally retarded. Ha. Wow, you are so wrong. The Kenmore Club is a center for the severely mentally ill, not the mentally retarded. Ha.

]]> By: Matt http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-426 Matt Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:59:16 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-426 Wow. It's all I can think of. Now on to pants that are great. Wow.

It’s all I can think of.

Now on to pants that are great.

]]> By: David C. Garcia http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-424 David C. Garcia Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:24:56 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-424 KATHERINE: Thank-you-I-appreciate-that. KATHERINE:

Thank-you-I-appreciate-that.

]]> By: Katherine http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/08/life-lessons-learned-from-carl-the-retard/#comment-423 Katherine Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:46:07 +0000 http://davidcgarcia.com/?p=291#comment-423 Technically, "shit eating critter" should be hyphenated ("shit-eating critter") as it is contains two adjectives, one of which modifies the other. Just saying. Technically, “shit eating critter” should be hyphenated (“shit-eating critter”) as it is contains two adjectives, one of which modifies the other. Just saying.

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