David C. Garcia

Two Guys, One Blog

You like things, right?  I’m sure you do. We all like things.  I’m not a gambling man, but I would stake my entire three-figure bank account on the fact that you probably like a few things.  That’s right, not just one thing but one thing plus more than one thing.  A few things.  For instance, I am sure you like popcorn.  Everyone likes popcorn.  Not liking popcorn is un-American, and when you start being un-American, the terrorists win.  What about movies?  You like movies, right?  Sure you do.  But what if you could have both things you like - in this case popcorn and movies - AT THE SAME TIME?!  I know, preposterous, right.  But just imagine if you could have a big bag of popcorn while you watched something really good like Drumline?  Badass, right?  Yeah it is. 

I can’t remember any time where I have been able to have two things I like at the same time.  I am sure you can’t either.  Well, prepare for a new era of awesome.  While I am sure you are all very aware of my blog and Brandon’s blog, you have never been able to experience the creative tsunami of both at the same time.  Until now.

That’s right, David C. Garcia is popcorn and Brandon J. Carr is Drumline, and you can now have both at the same time.  Gentlemen, please refrain from dry-humping the ladies currently sliding off the chairs next to you.

Starting next Monday, my esteemed colleague, Brandon, and I will unleash upon you a ground-breaking new blog that takes our respective creativity and almost unhealthy obsession for the absurd and blends it into a refreshing beverage.  By the way, in this analogy, you drink the beverage.  You put Brandon and I inside of you.

Stay tuned.

5 Comments »

  1. Katherine Said,

    August 1, 2008 @ 7:43 am

    Ew.

  2. David C. Garcia Said,

    August 1, 2008 @ 8:41 am

    Ew? Why ew? Are we gross?

  3. Brandon J. Carr Said,

    August 1, 2008 @ 11:04 am

    She totally wants us inside her.

    b

  4. Katherine Said,

    August 1, 2008 @ 11:57 am

    >:/

  5. Jess Said,

    August 1, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

    Actually, I think that’s “Brandon and me.”

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