The following was co-written by Brandon J. Carr and David C. Garcia.  To understand what’s going on, read The Nature of Nature: Part One.

Example 1:
It is well documented that a particular group of humans called “ravers” suck.  This is not just an opinion, it is a biological fact.  Ravers tend to enjoy dancing erratically to distinctly annoying noise they refer to as “techno music.”  Often the dancing is enhanced by drugs either crafted chemically or retreived from cow dung.  Much like lesser organisms such as insects are attracted to light, so are ravers.  If the planetary survival playing field was evened, humans would themselves have a hard time making it.  Ravers would not stand a chance, and Nature is fully aware of this.  A recent news release reported on a group of ravers in Moscow who were blinded by lasers at an illegal rave concert.  Apparently, a fair amount of the ravers participating were left 80-percent blind by some of the lasers at the show.  While the ravers in question may survive, they will unlikely ever dance again, and therefore stand little chance at reproducing.  True story.  While one may simply dismiss this as an ironic mishap, more inquisitive minds may find more depth to such a story.  Is Nature perhaps engaging in more tactical operations to actively eliminate certain elements of humanity?  Obviously without any sort intervention, Nature can only be assured that the human species will allow humans such as ravers to continue to exist.  Did Nature tinker with the lasers at this show in an effort to hinder their ability to continue sucking?  Is nature somehow engaged in tactical operations against humanity?  Let’s examine further…

Example 2:
In the early days of evolution, bacteria became fish.  Fish then became amphibious in order to go onto the sand and almost die.  Eventually, life rose up from the oceans and moved further from the shorelines.  This was a smart move.  Water can lead to such annoyances as drowning and soggy sandwiches, making it a fairly natural enemy to what would eventually become man.  But leave it to a certain group of humans to stay too close to the water line.  In recent years, Nature has made its displeasure with this stubborn lot more than evident.  Hurricane Katrina was like an eco-friendly atomic bomb to the Gulf of Mexico, telling the victims of the storm that their time precariously balanced between bayou and big ocean was at an end.  In 2004, an earthquake in the Indian Ocean left approximately 255,000 inconsiderate island dwellers dead in the wake of the tsunami it caused.  The ocean acted as Nature’s purifying spear, reminding humans that water is for fish, surfing dogs, and mermen and that living on an island surrounded by water is like living somewhere else surrounded by something really dangerous.  Like a merry-go-round ringed with razor blades or something.

Example 3:
One of the things Nature truly abhors it is a smartass, and with a human population density now surpassing six billion, the amount of smartasses is increasing exponentially.  During the Age of the Dinosaurs, the Hippiesaurs were themselves smartasses and would often sit around at cafes drinking soy lattes and poking fun at Tyrannosaurs for their minuscule arms.  Millions of years later, the human equivalent of the Hippisaurus smartass still exists.  What particularly interests these cocky breeds is the pestering and exploitation of nature’s golden-children - the pure bloodthirsty animal.  While not well-equipped to think about anything but eating flesh, nature’s predators are equipped to viciously attack.  Some scientists have argued our earth’s predators may be getting more and more ferocious.  Unbeknownst to scientists,  Nature is secretly encouraging earth’s carnivores to kill more and kill harder.  To wit, in 2003 Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy fame was mauled by one of his tigers during a show.  Secret documents would later reveal that during the show, Roy whispered to the tiger, “I am better than you.  I like vegetables.”  You do the math.  And what about the recent tiger attacks at the San Diego Zoo?  Something tells me the smartasses who were attacked would have been left alone had they not waved their opposable thumbs at the tigers and bragged about being bipedal and omnivorous.  Then there is Steve Irwin, a man whose career was founded on taunting nature’s prouder killing machines.  If Steve Irwin had been taunting cows, vegans or ravers (on land, not in water), Nature may not have encouraged that stingray to uppercut Irwin’s heart with its spiky tail.

TO BE CONTINUED!