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	<title>Comments on: OW!</title>
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		<title>By: Brandon J. Carr</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-53</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandon J. Carr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 13:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe your knee actually needs to be &lt;i&gt;milked&lt;/i&gt;.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe your knee actually needs to be <i>milked</i>.</p>
<p>b</p>
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		<title>By: Short Pants</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-48</link>
		<dc:creator>Short Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 03:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I don’t think being Awesome and being Old are mutually exclusive. Mr. Rogers was oldsome. And Hugh Hefner. And…um…Moses?&quot;

Then why does the who (hypocritically now, admittedly) sing, &quot;Hope I die before I get old?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I don’t think being Awesome and being Old are mutually exclusive. Mr. Rogers was oldsome. And Hugh Hefner. And…um…Moses?&#8221;</p>
<p>Then why does the who (hypocritically now, admittedly) sing, &#8220;Hope I die before I get old?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: David C. Garcia</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-46</link>
		<dc:creator>David C. Garcia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 21:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mom, my knee has been avoiding milk forever.  You should see the mess it makes when it has milk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mom, my knee has been avoiding milk forever.  You should see the mess it makes when it has milk.</p>
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		<title>By: mom</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-44</link>
		<dc:creator>mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 21:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you have a build up of lactic acid in your knee?  Does this mean your knee has to avoid milk?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you have a build up of lactic acid in your knee?  Does this mean your knee has to avoid milk?</p>
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		<title>By: David C. Garcia</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-43</link>
		<dc:creator>David C. Garcia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 21:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That would not help.  That would just make me grumpy and old.  Then I would just be Bill O&#039;Reilly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That would not help.  That would just make me grumpy and old.  Then I would just be Bill O&#8217;Reilly.</p>
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		<title>By: Katherine</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-42</link>
		<dc:creator>Katherine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 21:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can kick you in your other knee if that will help.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can kick you in your other knee if that will help.</p>
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		<title>By: David C. Garcia</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-41</link>
		<dc:creator>David C. Garcia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 20:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why is it just one knee then?  Does all the Diet Coke go to one knee?  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is it just one knee then?  Does all the Diet Coke go to one knee?  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Olivia</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-40</link>
		<dc:creator>Olivia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 19:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Medical genius here,

maybe you have a build up of lactic acid in your joint since you have been taking all the boxing championship titles lately.  You should probably try a food/juice detox and chug a lot of water.  I know, I know you love diet coke but that shit is so bad for you.

Thus endith the medical lesson.

:D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Medical genius here,</p>
<p>maybe you have a build up of lactic acid in your joint since you have been taking all the boxing championship titles lately.  You should probably try a food/juice detox and chug a lot of water.  I know, I know you love diet coke but that shit is so bad for you.</p>
<p>Thus endith the medical lesson.</p>
<p>:D</p>
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		<title>By: David C. Garcia</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-38</link>
		<dc:creator>David C. Garcia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 17:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t think Hugh Hefner is awesome.  He&#039;s more gross than anything.  I&#039;ll give you Mr. Rogers, though.  That dude was a straight up badass, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think Hugh Hefner is awesome.  He&#8217;s more gross than anything.  I&#8217;ll give you Mr. Rogers, though.  That dude was a straight up badass, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Brandon J. Carr</title>
		<link>http://davidcgarcia.com/2008/05/ow/#comment-37</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandon J. Carr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 17:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t think being Awesome and being Old are mutually exclusive.  Mr. Rogers was oldsome.  And Hugh Hefner.  And...um...Moses?

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think being Awesome and being Old are mutually exclusive.  Mr. Rogers was oldsome.  And Hugh Hefner.  And&#8230;um&#8230;Moses?</p>
<p>b</p>
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