So, watching Oz is really paying off. I consider work to be very much like prison, and as such, I have been treating my coworkers like they are my fellow jailbirds. I’m really learning how to get respect.
I just went up to one of my coworkers who had ordered Chinese food and said, “Give me your egg roll.” He did. True story.
- David C. Garcia
Until I came over and shit on your face and took the egg roll for myself after breaking your arms and legs with my friend who you thought was your lover even though you never took it up the ass.
See everyone, we could all learn a lot from Oz.