I’m a busy, important man with important things to do. When I wake up in the morning, I don’t have time to be bothered with complicated decisions regarding insignificant things. I don’t have time to get into the shower and think of the 500 things I need to use to wash myself. That’s why I use Old Spice High Endurance Hair and Body Wash. I recently discovered this miracle, and it has changed my life. Permanently.
Likely one of the most significant inventions bestowed on mankind since the wheel, OSHEH&BW allows me to swiftly and effectively wash off the previous day’s awesomeness not only from my body but also my hair. That’s right, you heard me correctly – it washes body and hair (with high endurance). Is there anything this work of genius can’t do? I doubt it.
- David C. Garcia
You didn’t mention your obession with your body puff that allows you to shower even more quickly.
True. That body puff is delightful — in a totally heterosexual way.
I felt like I accidentally went to Katherine’s blog for a minute there.
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False.
David: Too bad you still smell like your face.
The Bard: >:/